Dental procedures, potty training and religious cults. Plus my book is currently only 99p (WHAAAAT?!?) for the Kindle on Amazon - get it HERE.
For all my 2018/19 tour dates and tickets click HERE.
May 22, 2018
POTTY TRAINING IS COMING...
May 4, 2018
Tour announcement! Tiredness! Trips to London!
Tickets go onsale at 10.30am today and you can get yours here!
April 27, 2018
I'm stuck in my car again, like Roxette but without the blonde quiff and Swedish accent.
April 20, 2018
More quality shite-talking and an update on my trip to Bournemouth with the binlids.
April 12, 2018
This week I chat about my forthcoming toddler roadtrip, my boys turning three and a NEW tour date annouced at The Lowry which you can get tickets for HERE.
April 5, 2018
After a week's hiatus I'm back with more Grade-A waffle on first class travel, white rhinos and puke.
March 22, 2018
I shoot the breeze about snow and lament how bedtime stories have become a tad stale.
March 9, 2018
Coming at you LIVE from a Travelodge somewhere near Birmingham, I chat about the Gruffalo, World Book Day and have a special announcement about my FIRST LIVE TOUR!
Get tickets for my London Leicester ...
March 2, 2018
I chat about the Brits, photoshoot tantrums and the Winter Olympics.
February 22, 2018